Diana Taurasi Leads the 2010 ESPN Body Issue
Filed under: Sports, Women, Below the Belt Since no one actually watches WNBA games, few know of sexy WNBA All-Star Diana Taurasi. Thankfully, ESPN is paying close attention to these athletes for us...
View ArticleArizona State Student Loses Scholarship After Starring in Porn
Filed under: Sex, Women, Below the Belt Update: According to the Phoenix Times, parts of this story are a hoax: no letter was sent sent to the Board of Regents and Hawkenson hasn't lost her...
View ArticleRussian Girls Pose For Sexy Calendar To Honor Vladimir Putin
Filed under: Sex, Women, Politics, Below the Belt, Photos The Moscow Diaries has dug up the perfect way to celebrate Russian Prime Minister and de facto dictator Vladimir Putin's birthday. Bad news: It...
View ArticleSexy Teacher Causes a Stir at Italian School
Filed under: Women, Video, Below the Belt, Weird News Ileana Tacconelli, a beauty queen-turned-teacher, has caused a stir at a Catholic school in Milan, after a mother complained she was "too...
View ArticleTopless Hair Salon Will Give You a Haircut With Added Boobs
Filed under: Women, Below the Belt, Weird News Finally, a barber shop that lives up to its name and reputation. Hotcuts, which employs topless hairdressers, is taking Australia like the fist of an...
View ArticleGiants Girl Makes Bid for Gridiron Glory With Underboob
Filed under: Sports, Women, Video, Below the Belt, New York Remember Obama Girl? Amber Lee Ettinger was just another sexy Maxim cover-girl wannabe until Barack took America by force two years ago. She...
View ArticleSpitzer Doc Raises the Question -- Is It OK to Wear Socks During Sex?
Filed under: Sex, Style, Below the Belt, Movies, Asylum Exclusive "Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer," opens nationwide this weekend, raising provocative new questions about how New York's...
View ArticleFake Charity Scam Destroys Sanctity of Bacon Bikini Contest
Filed under: Video, Below the Belt, Weird News It takes a pretty terrible person to pocket money that was raised for charity. But to do it under the guise of a fundraiser that besmirches the integrity...
View ArticleCongressman John Conyers Caught Checking Out Playboy on a Plane
Filed under: Sex, Politics, Video, Below the Belt Every time we're in the airport gift shop and see a partially obscured Playboy on the magazine rack, we think, "Who would have the nerve to read a...
View ArticleWoman Accused of Filling Butts With Caulk
Filed under: Video, Below the Belt, News Not to get all PSA on you, but we warned you once before about the dangers of seeking medical advice from strangers in unsanitary environments. Apparently we...
View ArticleThe Cup Size Choir Uses Ingenious Gimmick This Holiday Season
Filed under: Sex, Below the Belt, Music The holidays are a time for catching up with cousins, stuffing your face with food and, now, gratuitous lingerie. Canadian undergarment proprietor (how fancy...
View ArticleThe WheeMe -- Is It Porn?
Filed under: Sex, Gear, Below the Belt "I want a WheeMe!" says the giggling foreign hottie who some creeper filmed in a park. And so begins our love affair with the DreamBots WheeMe device, which is...
View ArticleLetting It All Hang out -- Asylum Road Tests Crotchless Underwear
Filed under: Style, Below the Belt, Weird Stuff Every man has skeletons in his closet. And for half a decade, I've had crotchless boxers in mine. In 2005, the German company sacfree (lower-case "s" for...
View ArticlePlayboy's 'Tron' Shoot Shows the Beauty of 'Grid'-Created Boobies
Filed under: Sex, Entertainment, Gear, Below the Belt The new "Tron: Legacy," the sequel to the popular 1982 Disney flick, has inspired everything from a new line of toys to a working replica of the...
View ArticleAnna Chapman's Playboy Pictures Sneak Her Back to America
Filed under: Sex, Women, Below the Belt, Photos 2010 has been, without a doubt, the year of the spy. Despite his snubbing by TIME as its Person of the Year, the last 12 months were undeniably ruled by...
View Article'Mad Men''s January Jones Posing Nude for Versace Causes Internet, Time to Stop
Filed under: Women, Below the Belt, News OK, slight exaggeration. Neither time nor the Internet stopped when these pictures of "Mad Men" star January Jones hit the Web, but our hearts nearly did. What...
View ArticleOlivia Munn's Maxim Cover Is Too Hot for Some to Handle
Filed under: Sex, Women, Below the Belt Maxim and Olivia Munn have managed to kick up a bit of controversy with the February issue of the magazine. That's because cover girl Munn, who is staring in the...
View ArticleLive-Action Simpsons Sex Tape Coming Soon
Filed under: Sex, Entertainment, Video, Below the Belt Just when you maybe allowed yourself to start thinking "The Simpsons" couldn't get any worse, somebody decided to up and make a live-action...
View Article'BoneTown' Developer Reveals Next Adult Game -- 'BoneCraft'
Filed under: Sex, Games, Below the Belt Last year, Asylum played and wrote about "BoneTown," a NSFW (and arguably anywhere else) adult video game that let players snort cocaine, punch hippies in the...
View ArticleModels in Lingerie Bouncing on Balls ... to Sell Car Insurance
Filed under: Women, Video, Below the Belt, Weird Stuff Advertisers aren't stupid. OK, some of them are, but most of them know what helps things get sold: pretty girls. Preferably pretty girls wearing...
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